MONEY isn't everything......

it can buy a bed - but not sleep
it can buy a clock - but not time
it can buy a book - but not knowledge
it can buy you a position - but not respect
it can buy you medicine - but not health
it can buy you blood - but not life
it can buy you sex - but not love

so you see, money isn't everything. and it often causes pain and suffering. i tell you all this because i'm your friend. i want to take away your pain and suffering...

SO SEND ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND I WILL SUFFER FOR YOU. (^_^)