Brass Knuckle Chair

Is your furniture pissing you off? Have an old couch that stands out too much? Some retro table that thinks it's the center of attention? Put all your furnishings in their place with the Brass Knuckle Chair. Nothing says, "simmer down and pay attention to me" like a jagged-metal frame with spikes adorning the back like some kind of recliner equivalent of Godzilla. I'm not so sure about the wheels, but hey — whatever Brass Knuckle Chair wants, Brass Knuckle Chair gets.